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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5090 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1453 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Votes: | 9968 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.