Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Meteorites Collected: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 734
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5110
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 131 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Enchantments Applied: 127

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Potions Brewed: 130
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Towns Built: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 86

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 73 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3532
    Runes Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Animals Bred: 149
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

    NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

    Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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