Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Chimeras Created: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Potions Brewed: 171 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9435 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Crops Grown: 9749
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1261 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Magic Items Found: 2283 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1403 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Animals Bred: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Farms Harvested: 395
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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