Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 330
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3848 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 30 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 22
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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