Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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