Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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