AdultingInMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	1951

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7802
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Emeralds Found:	4521	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4880	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	282	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7519	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	512986
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1458	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Star Shards Collected:	83
Emeralds Found:	6705	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	7117
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Farms Harvested:	358
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1