lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 246 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7923
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8302
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 8113

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magic Items Found: 2019
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 152
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1977 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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