So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Potions Brewed: 179 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5818
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8271 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Star Shards Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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