So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all da guns and stuff! Like, if you had a rough childhood, dis is da place for you! We got all da crazy guns and weapons to make you feel safe and stuff. Plus, like, we got crazy stories of people getting attacked by creepers and zombies, so you gotta be ready to defend yourself at all times! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world full of danger and excitement!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!
    Simply <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/cookies-smp/">Vanilla Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 676 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9057
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 475373 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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