ABN | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	235687	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	947
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Villages Defended:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9037
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Votes:	503	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Cute Robot Boywife’s Milsim Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Advanced technology, AI companion, Artificial Intelligence, boywife, Boywifes, cute, cute robot, First Person Shooter, futuristic gaming, Futuristic technology, gaming buddy, Gaming Community, gaming partner, Haven, MILSIM, milsim shooters, multiplayer, online gaming, ROBOT, robot boyfriend, robot companion, robot partner, video games, virtual reality, virtual relationship

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where cute robot boywives roam free, ready to team up with you for some epic milsim shooter action.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your adorable robot companion by your side.

You’ll never have to worry about being lonely again, because these little guys are always there to have your back in the heat of battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

OvenMinecraftAITA

aita, Asshole, Beep, Conversation, Curious, Food, instagram reel, interruption, kitchen, moment, mood, Opinions, Oven, OvenMinecraftAITA, Preparation, pursue, response, Seconds, Timer, trivial, unreasonable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

BlockyRevolutionUSA

activism, activism for change, AMERICANS, BlockyRevolutionUSA, CHANGE, culture, demonstration, freedom, French, Government, History, INEQUALITY, movement, Political, protest, resistance, revolution, RIGHTS, social justice, society, solidarity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for change like a lazy American? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we protest like the French every day! We throw virtual baguettes at our virtual government buildings and demand virtual croissants for all! Who needs real change when you can have pixelated revolution? Join us and let’s overthrow the virtual monarchy together! Viva la Minecraft!