Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Star Shards Collected: 147 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Villages Defended: 16 Void Armor Forged: 15
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY