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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ores Mined: 3999
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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