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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Towns Built: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Villages Defended: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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