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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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