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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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