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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Mines Excavated: 4467
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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