OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Players Killed by Monsters: 8636 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Farms Harvested: 811
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4104 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Emeralds Found: 4872

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4468 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4029 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6700
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6890 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mines Excavated: 3229
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1758

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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