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Olaf’s Minecraft Server: No Yelling Allowed!

Allowed, Backlash, Chancellor Olaf Scholz, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Democracy, extremism, far-right party, freedom of speech, Future Direction, German leaders, germany, influence, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Olafs, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, Server, social responsibility, Yelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got german leaders who totally berate musk for like, backing a far-right party. like, can u even imagine the drama? it’s gonna be lit, fam. olaf scholz be all like “it won’t be the person who yells loudest who will decide where germany goes from here.” so, like, join this server and be part of the drama, man. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery

conflict zone, Crisis Support, Delivery, emergency response, food aid, food security, FOREIGN AID, funny, global solidarity, grain delivery, grain shipment, GrainCrafters, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian programme, humanitarian relief, international aid, International cooperation, Middle East crisis, relief efforts, Syria, Syrian refugees, Syriously, Ukrainian grain, war-torn country

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5869	Farms Harvested:	481

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time!

Otter Eats Crab Land

California, coastal ecosystems, conservation efforts, crab, crab problem, Eats, ecological balance, environmental impact, European green crabs, Hungry sea otters, invasive species, invasive species management, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine wildlife, new study, Otter, otter diet, predator-prey dynamics, researchers, southern sea otters, wildlife conservation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	704	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6528
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	271
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	1882
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	7851
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	6075

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	782	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	5010
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!

Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defence Intelligence, Defense, drone, drone strike, historic strike, intelligence, Mi-8 Helicopter, Military, military technology, naval drone, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Items Found:	8620	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1