| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7712 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 1505 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
