| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6118 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
