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| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5172 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7900 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1099 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 340 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 6569 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 180 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 626579 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
