Piss and sleep
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2596 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7716 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9560 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
