Piss and sleep
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 947 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8199 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 52 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 162 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8009 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7796 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 285 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
