Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and possibly running to the bathroom)! Our server is cursed with the most bizarre and hilarious quirks, like needing to pee whenever you’re nervous. But don’t worry, we have a special power that helps you hold it in – just like the reclusive boy in the story!
Embark on quests to find the legendary toilet paper sword, battle against mobs of angry bladder-control monsters, and build the most epic bathrooms in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a server quite like this one. So come join us and let the laughter (and pee) flow!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players have lost their faustian spirit long ago and embraced the chaos with open arms. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to dance battles. And rumor has it that the villagers have formed a boy band called “The Villager Vibes” that will serenade you with their catchy tunes.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well look no further, because on our server, you can post all your dank memes, epic videos, and hilarious photos!
Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and more chaos than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – except for griefing. We take that very seriously. But everything else is fair game!
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But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even DreamHack Melbourne 2024 is jealous! And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Game Shop Maruyama – it’s a gamer’s paradise!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and madness in the world of blocks.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, in this world of chaos, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to play Minecraft!
Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mystical creatures that will trade with you for rare items, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!
A: You can claim blocks using our grief prevention system to ensure that your structures and items are safe from griefing. You start off with 2,000 blocks that you can claim, and accrue more over time.
A: No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Our server is focused on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?
A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.
Q: Are there multiple worlds to explore on the server?
A: Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, we have added an Amplified World for players to explore. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World.
A: You can connect to the Vanilla server at mc.davidscloud.net. For Bedrock crossplay, use port 19132. More instructions on connecting can be found here.
Q: Where can I learn more about commands, rules, and community guidelines?
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/davidscloud to learn more about the server and get support from our admin team.
