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| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1634 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 178 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 215 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 323 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6093 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 57 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7229 | Ores Mined: | 3804 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3415 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 217096 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
