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| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4880 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4244 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7805 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6035 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1657 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 82 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 302815 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
