Piss and sleep
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1494 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5528 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 310295 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 634 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4520 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 108 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 417602 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9082 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 5414 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2566 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 543 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 2555 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
