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| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 901 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1140 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 180 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 442295 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
