Piss and sleep
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3501 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2121 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3057 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2691 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5168 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
