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| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 69 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 156 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Crops Grown: | 5111 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 274 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
