Piss and sleep
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 256 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 903982 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
