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| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 38 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9934 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 88 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4559 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5867 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
