Piss and sleep

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SpectureCraft VS Hypixel

    SpectureCraft VS Hypixel
    Hypixel SpectureCraft
    Large player base Active community
    Diverse game modes Peaceful survival server
    Custom minigames Recently reset for 1.20+
    Constant updates and events Economy plugins
    Ranked system Cross-platform compatibility

    Hypixel FAQ:

    Q: How many players does Hypixel have? A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
    Q: What game modes are available on Hypixel? A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of custom minigames and diverse game modes for players to enjoy.
    Q: Does Hypixel have a ranked system? A: Yes, Hypixel has a ranked system that allows players to compete and progress through different levels.

    SpectureCraft FAQ:

    Q: What is the main purpose of SpectureCraft? A: SpectureCraft is a peaceful survival server with the main purpose of providing a fun and unique experience on a semi-vanilla based world.
    Q: What are some features of SpectureCraft? A: SpectureCraft offers cross-platform compatibility, a recently reset world for 1.20+, an active community, economy plugins, and more.
    Q: Can I play with my friends on different editions? A: Yes, SpectureCraft has cross-platform compatibility so you can play with your friends on both bedrock and java editions.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JamaicanCraft: Where even the creepers be jammin’ mon!

    JamaicanCraft: Where even the creepers be jammin’ mon!
    Because they know the secret to mining diamonds in Minecraft! Join our server and learn the ways of the Jamaican Minecraft masters who can turn a simple pickaxe into a reggae-infused mining machine. Plus, rumor has it that Bob Marley himself once built a pixelated version of his famous “One Love” statue in our server, and if you find it, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So come chill with us, mon, and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelated Potato Playground: Where Cheap Laptops and Linux Distros Collide!

    Pixelated Potato Playground: Where Cheap Laptops and Linux Distros Collide!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your potato laptop or mini PC? Look no further, join our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Our server is so powerful, it can turn your cheap laptop into a supercomputer capable of running any Linux distro with ease.

    Imagine this: You join our server and suddenly your laptop transforms into a high-tech gaming rig, with graphics so stunning you’ll think you’re in the game yourself. Your friends will be amazed at how smooth your gameplay is, and they’ll be begging to know your secret.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also receive a special potion that gives you the ability to fly in-game. No more falling off cliffs or getting lost in caves, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Your cheap laptop will thank you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RigoloSMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Social – Now Open for Business! Whitelisted Fun for All!

    RigoloSMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Social – Now Open for Business! Whitelisted Fun for All!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name RigolosMP Season 1.20
    Server Type Vanilla
    Community Chill and Friendly
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is entirely vanilla.

    Q: What version is the server running?

    A: Season 1.20 of the server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.

    Q: How is the community on the server?

    A: The community is described as insanely chill and friendly.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineCraftyMayhem – Battle Royale Bonanza!

    MineCraftyMayhem – Battle Royale Bonanza!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for a wild ride with our crazy crew of Minecraft maniacs.

    We’ve got Harry, the CEO, who once built a house out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on Clotho and Melodiam – they once pranked the entire server by filling everyone’s chests with nothing but potatoes!

    But wait, there’s more! Lulu Lasso is known for her epic builds that defy the laws of physics, while Piko Halo can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And let’s not forget about Rixxy, who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Potatoes may or may not be included in your starter kit)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Potions Brewed: 158
    Villages Defended: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Baby Mama Drama Minecraft Server

    Baby Mama Drama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being an incel in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server offers a solution that is truly out of this world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to impregnate a black woman and marry her in-game. That’s right, forget about being lonely and start a virtual family instead! Who knew Minecraft could offer such wild and wacky opportunities? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3385 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES |  1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Crops Grown: 8160

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

    Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious

    Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

    (Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

    INFORMATION

    Established 2018
    Focus Community interactions and inclusivity

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums
    • Ticket systems, answered immediately
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

    DISCORD

    Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

    Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

    MINI SEASONS

    In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been established? The server was established in 2018.
    Do you have Discord integration? Yes, we use Discord for communication and events.
    Are there any mini seasons hosted? Yes, we host custom modded mini seasons in between main seasons.
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply through the Discord server linked above.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WaffleSky VS Hypixel

    WaffleSky VS Hypixel
    Hypixel WaffleSky
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server network – Community-driven decision making
    – Wide variety of mini-games and activities – Regular updates and dev-logs
    – High player population – Beta stage allows for early player input
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overwhelming for new players – Limited features during beta stage
    – Some mini-games may have long wait times – Potential for bugs and glitches

    FAQ

    1. What is the main focus of Hypixel?

    Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy. It is known for its large player population and diverse gameplay options.

    2. What sets WaffleSky apart from Hypixel?

    WaffleSky is focused on community-driven decision making, with players being able to help shape the features and direction of the server. It also provides regular updates and dev-logs to keep players informed.

    3. Are there any limitations to playing on WaffleSky during its beta stage?

    Due to being in beta, WaffleSky may have limited features and may experience bugs or glitches. However, this also allows for early player input and feedback to help improve the server.

    4. How does player population compare between Hypixel and WaffleSky?

    Hypixel is known for its high player population, while WaffleSky is still in development and may have a smaller player base initially. However, being in beta allows for a closer community experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mascot Madness Minecraft Server: Where Cute Characters Rule!

    Mascot Madness Minecraft Server: Where Cute Characters Rule!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a cute video game mascot! That’s right, our server is home to a lovable, cuddly character who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures with a smile on their face.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be home to a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds, gold, and rare treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden kingdom and claim its riches for themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky journey with our adorable mascot leading the way. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1337
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969

    Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3! For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    Join us and use the below tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens, explore our Booru filled with all kinds of wild content, and even learn the BNWO Dictionary to expand your vocabulary.

    And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program – earn rewards for your achievements in-game and reach new levels of satisfaction.

    With templates, editing tutorials, Discord channels (even if they’re dead), and so much more, this server is the ultimate playground for those looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ores Mined: 6112

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

    Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

    Welcome to OrbitMC!

    We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

    If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

    https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

    OrbitMC Staff Team

    FAQ Answer
    How can I join the OrbitMC server? Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
    Is the server only for experienced players? No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
    Can I invite friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

    ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

    Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 427 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing

    HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing
    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Overview

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
    RAM 3200MHz 16GB
    Storage 400GB NVME SSD
    Hosted Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

    A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.

    Q: What makes the server unique?

    A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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