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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 716903 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 44 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
