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| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 698 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7991 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 759 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2491 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3452 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3102 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4003 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
