Piss and sleep
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6482 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 857 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5277 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1417 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
