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| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 187 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4019 |
| Farms Harvested: | 689 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 583 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4962 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 703 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
