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| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 109 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4584 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5775 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 148697 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
