Piss and sleep
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 5027 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Magic Items Found: | 7604 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1420 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 207 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1336 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 79 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8675 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5179 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
