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| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7035 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3313 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5274 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 453805 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 7442 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
