23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Kilo GBP Minecraft Server

consumer spending, economic crisis, economic impact, economic policy, economic theory, Economy, English pounds, equality, financial ruin, Financial Stability, gbp, hand to mouth, income inequality, inflation, Kilo, kilo pound, KiloGBP, living standards, Minecraft, Prices, Rich, savings, Server, wealth gap

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Animals Bred:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	558
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of the Kilopound Economy! Imagine a world where English pounds have an extra zero or even a K at the end – chaos ensues! The rich will be scrambling to keep up with the sudden inflation, while the poor rejoice in their newfound wealth.

Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Game is Healing Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, emotional well being, Game, Gaming, gaming as therapy, gaming benefits, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming for well-being, gaming therapy, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive impact, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	221
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in your solo Minecraft world? Do you dream of building epic structures with other players while dodging lava and fighting off zombie hordes? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken jousting tournament. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. But watch out, because the losers have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk in rhyme. You might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons.

But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky beast loves to challenge players to dance-offs and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Remember, gaming is healing, especially when you’re laughing your way through a crazy Minecraft server!

Koi Bami Shoujo Minecraft Server

Bami, BETRAYAL, Comic, Drama, emotional, graphic novel, HEARTBREAK, japanese, Justice, Kanase, koi, Koibami Shoujo, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, nino, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Vengeance, webcomic, webtoon

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7612
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever visit! Join us and become part of the epic saga of Kanase seeking revenge for Nino’s betrayal. Will they succeed? Only you can help determine the outcome by joining our server and battling it out in epic PvP battles and daring quests. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

Let’s Play Minecraft SMP: Political Game

absolute ruler, Anon, Citizens, Competition, description, fantasy nation, fantasy race, fantasy race name, fantasy world, Game, Humanity, Laws, laws changes, Lets, Minecraft, nation, normal citizen, pic, Play, Political, political game, race change, reborn, smp, unique characteristics, winning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	7601	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because in this world, you get to choose your own fantasy race and become the ruler of your own nation!

Imagine being a majestic unicorn ruling over a kingdom of rainbow-colored sheep, or a fire-breathing dragon leading a nation of lava-loving villagers. The possibilities are endless and the crazier, the better!

But wait, there’s more! You can also choose to join someone else’s nation and become a citizen, changing your race in the process. Will you be a mermaid living in a nation of talking dolphins, or a goblin causing mischief in a kingdom of friendly giants?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Who will have the most citizens and reign supreme? Only time will tell in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	763	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, Combo, design, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, gooners, hot, internet celebrity, irys, IRyStocrats, Minecraft, online personality, redesign, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, VOICE, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	682	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	7953
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1