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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Crops Grown:	5169	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	406	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9369	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7492	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4710	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	127
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8832	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	543	Magic Items Found:	2766
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	328848	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3989
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6