🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

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Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord

About

Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear at Gear Merchant
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

Join Us

Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

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FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Are there regular updates on the server?

Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

How can I protect my creations on the server?

Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Ores Mined:	3103	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	760	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5192	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.