| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.
No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7415 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.
But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5658 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3644 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2086 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
