🍒 BarsMine ♐ Survival 1.16+ /HACK 🍒 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

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Pentacraft Magic server minecraft

1.7.10, bugs, high-tech, honest game, Industrial, lags, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, PentaCraft, Popular, Project, PvP, Quality, Server, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

★Quirm SMP

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, discord server, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mature Players, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, Unique Events, vanilla aspect, voice chat mod, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Towns Built:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Community	Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
Gameplay	Experience proximity chat gameplay.
Events
Server Performance	Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a Discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Information

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

Apply Now!

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4685
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	9550	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	2657	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	136	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	10

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5565	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	8997	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!