Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MissileMadnessMC

    MissileMadnessMC
    lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 633 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

    UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!
    join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 195

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Players Killed by Monsters: 2335
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Crops Grown: 3194

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/far-cry-6-stealth-kills/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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