| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9663 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 258 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
