| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1287 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4867 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.
So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
