No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!
Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
